Where did the time go? Where's my house? Where's my white picket fence? Where's my hair? Anthony Menchetti presents a brilliant comedy about fulfilling life�s dreams before it's too late.

I'm approaching 30, and yes I'm still waiting for my voice to break. Thirty for me is the age that I've always planned to be successful by. Now that it's just around the corner, I realize I've got a hell of a lot of shit to push up hill and only 2 years to do it in.

People that have lived a full life always say that success and happiness is simple. It's finding true love and being true to yourself .. ha ha

But it's also about making lots of money.

For some it's going to see Lord of the Rings in New Zealand right where it was filmed.

And then some people are just happy to get a free upsize at Macca's.

Everyone seems to have advice on what will make you happy. Everyone from parents and relatives, to members of the media so I've taken time to have a good look at the definitions for success and happiness I've received from some of the most influencial people I've come across, and with this show I've decided to put all of their tips and advice to the test by applying them to my own life. I am as it were my own guinea pig.

Now as I show you all of my results, hopefully you can judge for yourself what life path will work best for you.

Here is a common stereotyped timeline of what life was like 20 years ago.

This show will prove that life success is all about the individual and will examine the common stereo types of what society says you should have done in life by when.

This show is now available for corporate functions, regional dates and private funtions.