Schmoozing in the dictionary is defined as ... oh well ahh, it's not actually in the dictionary... but if it was the definition would be: The process of socializing to get to where you want to be.

We've taken taken this concept and built a show around it. Some of the many topics we cover in the show are:

• How to sound cool on the phone
• Preparing to go out
• Forgetting peoples names and how to deal with that
• Dinner etiquette
• Awkward silences... that are awkward
• and Dating, the key to asking people out.

It's not just us that have been helped by doing this lesson plan style show. Here are some people we've helped before:

This is Travis.

Travis used to sit around listening to Niki Webster in his bathers.

This is Travis now.

This is his car, his chain, his jacket. He's very successful.

This is Geraldine.

Geraldine used to work posing for Before snaps in commercials ...

This is geraldine now.

This is her car, her chain, her jacket. She's very successful.

Socially Awkward? Got no friends? They can help!
Socially Fabulous? Too many friends? They can learn!

It's not what you know. It's who you schmooze. The ultimate guide to networking, cajoling and plain old sucking up.
Music, stand up and masterclass theatre combine in an energetic twisted view of society's need to be in the game.

This show has toured both Nationally and Internationally and is now available on request for corporate functions, regional dates and private functions.